Who doesn't love a sad Christmas song? The overly cheery, disgustingly heart-warming holiday advertisements that make you cry (here's looking at you, John Lewis) can wear on you after awhile, mostly because the hopeful enthusiasm you had as a 7 year old has given way to grumpy cynicism, heralded by new responsibilities like rent, car payments, and a full-time job (if you're lucky). After an 8 hour day of listening to soft-rock holiday song covers at the office, you need something a bit darker, and a bit closer to home.
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